Best quote concerning the Chick Fil-A “Appreciation Day”

Somewhere, a Burger King ad man’s toying with the idea of having “The King” declare himself “100% pro-life.”

Here’s the timeline of this story:
1. Dan Cathy makes a statement supporting definitional marriage
2.  Proponent of “Same-Sex marriage” scream “Bigot!  Homophobe!”
3.  Mike Huckabee proposes a “Chick Fil-A Aprreciation Day”, to be held on August 1
4.  Several mayors declare that Chick Fil-A will be barred from opening stores in their cities (stances that the mayors later retract)
5. Chick Fil-A hits a record in sales on August 1 because proponents of definitional marriage got their dander up about being called bigots for supporting definitional marriage, and figured that buying a chicken sandwich is a fun and tasty way to say “go jump in the lake” to the “Same-sex marriage” proponents
6.  “Same-sex marriage” proponents ridicule the supporters of definitional marriage for thinking that they are supporting definitional marriage by buying chicken sandwiches.  There are also charges of bigotry and homophobia.


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